Posts Tagged ‘Staying On’
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Bruce Lehrmann spotted near Sydney beach looking for washed up bricks of cocaine
ROCK BOTTOM: Just three days after his failed defamation case closed against Network TEN, Bruce Lehrmann has been photographed pacing furiously along the rocky coastline near Freshwater Beach in Sydney’s north. “He was combing every nook and cranny,” said one witness. “He was still wearing his suit and he was so focused!” It comes after more than 250kg of cocaine washed up along NSW’s coastline over the past several months. “Bruce kept muttering something about hitting the jackpot,” the witness told DBT. It’s understood the former political staffer’s search yielded nothing more than a few bottle caps, a rusty spoon,…
Read MorePremier surprised people are leaving Sydney in droves, despite the closest thing to a half decent night club being a 6am run club
DAWN DISCO: The NSW Premier says he doesn’t understand the mass exodus away from Sydney, despite the city’s extreme cost of living and crippled night-time economy thanks to the lockout laws. Sydney’s night clubs are slowly being replaced by run clubs, as locals are forced to find new ways to socialise. “I used to be out partying till at least 6am,” says one former night club enthusiast. “But these days 6am is when I’m just arriving at run club.” And he’s not alone. Thousands of young Sydney residents are being forced to trade in their dancing shoes for running shoes…
Read MoreKim Kardashian “outraged” and “disgusted” over Princess of Wales photoshop scandal
DIGITAL DECEPTION: In a bizarre turn of events, the world’s most famous reality star says she’s in a state of shock after Catherine, Princess of Wales admitted to digitally altering a family photograph. “The Royal Family are people we are meant to look up to, and yet they are duping all of us,” said Kim Kardashian in an exclusive interview with DBT. Kardashian also provided DBT a photo of herself on the beach to run with this story, but she continues to deny claims that she photoshops her own images. “The key to happiness is being true to yourself and…
Read More“I’m marrying Rupert for his sexy body and good looks,” reports Murdoch press
LEAD STORY: News Corp media outlets around the world are today reporting that it was Rupert Murdoch’s ‘sexy’ body and good looks which lured his sixth wife-to-be. The Australian newspaper quotes Murdoch’s new fiancee Elena Zhukova, 67, saying: “I never thought I’d marry a 92 year old, but when I saw his rig, I couldn’t resist.” “Rupert is such a good looking and compassionate young man.” Another newspaper within the News Corp stable, The Daily Telegraph, is reporting that Ms Zhukova “has no idea” that Rupert Murdoch is a billionaire. “I’ve no idea about his work history,” she is quoted…
Read MoreRose Bay teenager being treated for PTSD after having to visit the western suburbs to see Taylor Swift
SWIFT DOWNFALL: It was meant to be the concert event of a lifetime, but one Sydney woman says she’s been “to hell and back” after seeing Taylor Swift at Olympic Park. “I’m having vivid flashbacks and nightmares,” says Cindy Kennard-Small, who is currently undergoing therapy for post traumatic stress disorder. “Taylor Swift was amazing. But the whole experience was very degrading, especially being on a train. OMG gross!” “I even saw one man near Accor Stadium wearing an Adidas tracksuit. I mean, WTF?!” The Rose Bay teenager’s only previous journey into the western suburbs was a visit to Glebe markets…
Read More#BREAKING: Taylor Swift spotted lining up at the back of the queue outside the Golden Sheaf Hotel for ‘Sheaf Wednesdays’
VIP: One day after her sighting at Surry Hills Italian restaurant Pellegrino 2000, Taylor Swift has tonight been spotted out alone in Double Bay. The global pop icon has joined hundreds of revellers at the Golden Sheaf Hotel, for the popular mid-week event known as Sheaf Wednesdays. “I’ve heard so much about this place,” Swift told DBT. “Apparently they do $7 drinks between 9pm and 11pm.” At 7.30pm, the American singer-songwriter is currently 24th in the queue, with an estimated wait time of 35 minutes. “I just want to blend in with the locals tonight and let my hair down,”…
Read MoreCOST OF LIVING CRISIS: Man who lost his lucrative job as Woolworths CEO, spotted shopping in Aldi
FALL FROM GRACE: In a stunning twist of fate, the outgoing CEO of Australia’s largest supermarket chain has been seen shopping at discount competitor Aldi. Departing Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci was photographed browsing the fruit and veg section at Aldi’s Edgecliff store. “After resigning from Woolworths today, I’m left with no choice but look for cheaper alternatives,” a downbeat looking Banducci told DBT. “The cost of living crisis is impacting all of us, even me.” It comes amid heightened scrutiny of Woolworths and Coles in recent months amid concerns about high inflation and rising grocery prices. “I never realised, but…
Read More#BREAKING: Taylor Swift loses her voice ahead of Australian tour, after too much screaming at the Super Bowl
I’M THE PROBLEM: Australian Taylor Swift fans are tonight praying the pop icon regains her voice after her boyfriend’s team, the Kansas City Chiefs, won their third Super Bowl. Swift’s vocal cords were pushed to their limits as she cheered on her boyfriend. “Taylor was really going for it,” revealed one spectator. “She was screaming at the top of her lungs, cheering on her man like her life depended on it.” Insiders say the global superstar has also been partying heavily in celebration of the win. “Her vocal cords are cooked and it looks like she might have to cancel…
Read More#BREAKING: Kourtney Kardashian forced to have dinner in Cronulla, as everything in the eastern suburbs was too expensive
DOWN SOUTH: Kourtney Kardashian’s Sydney visit has gone off the rails after she was forced to travel almost an hour south in search of a reasonably priced meal for herself and her family. Known for her extravagant lifestyle and lavish tastes, the reality TV star was tonight spotted entering Sealevel, a popular restaurant in Cronulla. “This is an absolute disaster,” a friend of the Kardashian family told DBT. “Kourtney had her heart set on Totti’s Bondi for dinner tonight but she couldn’t believe a single serving of puffy bread there costs $16.” “She’s used to living the high life, but…
Read MoreMUG DEALER: Sydney drug dealer quits supplying cocaine, to focus on selling Stanley Cups
BLACK MARKET: A prominent drug dealer servicing Sydney’s eastern suburbs has announced a lucrative career pivot. Max Renwick is tapping into the latest craze taking the internet by storm: Stanley Cups. “I’ve currently got about 3,500 Stanley Cups, worth an estimated street value of $280,000,” he told DBT. It remains unclear where he’s sourcing the stainless steel cups from, but he’s selling them in an abandoned warehouse in Surry Hills. “There’s been a long queue of buyers outside the warehouse since I started selling them on Monday,” he says. “And I’m also offering home delivery.” Consumer experts are beginning to…
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