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The Golden Sheaf introduce mandatory dress code for males: white sneakers, beige chinos and a white linen shirt
CARBON COPY: In a bold move to ensure fashion consistency among its male patrons, a popular Double Bay pub is implementing a mandatory dress code: white sneakers, beige chinos, and a white linen shirt. "We want to maintain The Golden...
Wentworth Courier newspaper now being delivered directly to recycling bins
One of Australia’s most useless local newspapers has announced that from next week it will be delivered directly to recycling bins around Sydney’s east. “Our own research shows very few people actually pick up the Wentworth Courier,” concedes the paper’s...
“It’s so nice to leave the city and get out into the countryside,” says Bondi Junction man walking a lap of Centennial Park
"It also helps justify my man bun," he says. RURAL RETREAT: In a daring quest for tranquility and a taste of the great outdoors, a Bondi Junction couple has escaped the hustle and bustle of the city by going for...
Premier surprised people are leaving Sydney in droves, despite the closest thing to a half decent night club being a 6am run club
DAWN DISCO: The NSW Premier says he doesn't understand the mass exodus away from Sydney, despite the city's extreme cost of living and crippled night-time economy thanks to the lockout laws. Sydney's night clubs are slowly being replaced by run...
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES: Westfield Bondi shopper using Kookai bag to conceal items she just bought at Kmart
FASHION FAUX PAS: The eastern suburbs fashion scene is in shock tonight, after a Westfield Bondi Junction shopper was caught red-handed using a Kookai shopping bag to disguise items she bought at discount retailer Kmart. A DBT reporter was on...
Calls for inquiry into how Sydney is among the world’s most expensive cities, but you can’t even buy a decent coffee after 4pm
COFFEE CRISIS: Caffeine enthusiasts are calling on the NSW government to launch a full inquiry into the glaring lack of decent coffee options after 4pm. "It's an absolute embarrassment to our city which is known for its quality barista coffee...
“We should totally grab a beer soon!” says old friend who never even replies to your calls or texts
ON THE BEERS: Sam Galoti suggested to his old friend Peter Manning they "catch up for a beer soon." That was 3 years ago, and Sam keeps suggesting it every time they bump into each other. "It's so annoying," Peter...
Sydney couple saving for deposit on single serving of Totti’s bread
BREAD WINNERS: Sydney's Jen James and Ethan Carballo have moved into a friend's house rent-free while they save for a deposit on a serving of Totti's wood-fired bread for $16. "The first time I saw someone post a photo of...
Rose Bay teenager being treated for PTSD after having to visit the western suburbs to see Taylor Swift
SWIFT DOWNFALL: It was meant to be the concert event of a lifetime, but one Sydney woman says she's been "to hell and back" after seeing Taylor Swift at Olympic Park. "I'm having vivid flashbacks and nightmares," says Cindy Kennard-Small,...
New report shows average Sydney commute times are now slower than horse-drawn carriages from 1904
BACK TO THE FUTURE: There are growing calls to bring back horse-drawn carriages after a new report shows they are actually faster than cars in Sydney traffic. "Over 116 years you'd think we'd find ways to be more efficient, not...
