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Double Bay fboy embracing online sexual health testing, to avoid cringe worthy doctor appointments

OPEN FOR BUSINESS: In a move that has shocked absolutely no one, a Double Bay fboy and run club enthusiast has found a way to bypass embarrassing doctors appointments by doing his sexual health testing online. "It's an absolute game...
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“I’m honoured & humbled,” writes man on LinkedIn after appointing himself CEO of start-up he founded last week

HUMBLE BRAG: A local entrepreneur, thought leader and mentor has spent his Tuesday afternoon writing a 300 word LinkedIn post about how 'humbled' he is to get a new job. Mark Paluka has just announced himself as CEO of an...
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Regulators force ‘I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here’ to be renamed; ‘Get Me Out Of Here’

HARSH REALITY: Television regulators have forced the long-running reality show 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here' to change its name. After the premier episode of the 2024 season aired last night, the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission has...
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Eastern suburbs man applies to go on Farmer Wants A Wife after buying a pair of R.M. Williams

CONCRETE COWBOY: A Double Bay man looking for love is hoping that buying a pair of R.M. Williams will qualify him for Channel Seven's reality TV show Farmer Wants A Wife. "Working in corporate finance, I rarely get to leave...
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#BREAKING: Pauline Hanson calls for name change of Arnott’s ‘Ginger Nut’ biscuits

BISCUIT BROUHAHA: In an address to the senate today, One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson said she's shining a light on what she calls 'blatant discrimination." "It's a travesty that Coon Cheese is forced into a rebrand, yet Arnott's Ginger Nut...
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Wentworth Courier newspaper now being delivered directly to recycling bins

One of Australia’s most useless local newspapers has announced that from next week it will be delivered directly to recycling bins around Sydney’s east. “Our own research shows very few people actually pick up the Wentworth Courier,” concedes the paper’s...
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Rental crisis hits new low: Bondi man offering his own bed as ‘share accommodation’ on domain.com.au

RENT BOY: In a bold move that has redefined the concept of share accommodation, a resourceful Bondi man has listed his own bed as a rental opportunity on domain.com.au. Alex Stern is offering to share his 'comfortable queen size' bed...
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Premier surprised people are leaving Sydney in droves, despite the closest thing to a half decent night club being a 6am run club

DAWN DISCO: The NSW Premier says he doesn't understand the mass exodus away from Sydney, despite the city's extreme cost of living and crippled night-time economy thanks to the lockout laws. Sydney's night clubs are slowly being replaced by run...
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Kim Kardashian “outraged” and “disgusted” over Princess of Wales photoshop scandal

DIGITAL DECEPTION: In a bizarre turn of events, the world's most famous reality star says she's in a state of shock after Catherine, Princess of Wales admitted to digitally altering a family photograph. "The Royal Family are people we are...
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“I’m marrying Rupert for his sexy body and good looks,” reports Murdoch press

LEAD STORY: News Corp media outlets around the world are today reporting that it was Rupert Murdoch's 'sexy' body and good looks which lured his sixth wife-to-be. The Australian newspaper quotes Murdoch's new fiancee Elena Zhukova, 67, saying: "I never...
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