A sexually frustrated Sydney man has posted photos of himself preparing a salad to Facebook. The photo montage includes a shot of himself in action, and another of the pear, apple and roasted walnut salad he claims to have made, with the caption; "Nom nom nom." "My female Facebook friends know I'm a nice enough guy with a decent job," Peter Oxenbold told Double...
Less than a month from the Federal election, the opposition leader has begun a campaign to appeal to voters in Sydney's eastern suburbs. "Residents from Darlinghurst to Vaucluse, and Bondi to Surry Hills should know that Labor is on your side," says Bill Shorten. "The coalition is nothing without Malcolm Turnbull." As part of his campaign, Bill Shorten has hired PR...
For the last 18 months Andrew Prasad has enjoyed keeping his keys and asthma spray in his girlfriend's handbag. But after being unexpectedly dumped last week, the 25 year old has been left devastated. "There's obviously going to be an adjustment period," he says. "I might have to buy a bum bag." In the meantime, he's been forced to join his single...
Gay and inclusive Rugby Union team the Sydney Convicts has been dealt a winning card, after signing Wallabies star Israel Folau. The one year playing contract is part of a deal between the ARU and Israel Folau to allow him to keep playing rugby union. "This will help broaden Israel's narrow-minded view toward homosexuality," says ARU boss Raelene Castle. "After one...
Canberra has today announced a new welfare payment specifically for failed Instagram influencers. "Unfortunately this is a fast growing segment of society," says the Minister for Human Services, Cameron Henry. "We want to make sure these people don't become marginalised any further." From next month, failed Instagram influencers will be eligible for a $618 fortnightly payment. "Applicants will need to demonstrate an...
Fresh scandal has rocked the latest season of Married At First Sight. Controversial contestant Jessika Power has admitted she's now in a relationship with MAFS expert John Aiken. "I'm very sexually attracted to John," the 27 year old told Double Bay Today. "To be honest, I have been into him since the start of the show." It's understood John Aiken has been...
A Sydney man has intentionally misled his Facebook friends by trying to suggest that he made money at the Queen Elizabeth Stakes at Randwick today. Nigel Dolton posted a photo of himself celebrating in a waistcoat shortly after winning $600 on Winx, in what's expected to be the mare's final race. "Winner winner, chicken dinner! Go Winx you good thing. Easiest $600 I've...
Controversial Australian Rugby star Israel Falou has been announced as the new captain of Brunei's Rugby Sevens team. "We are excited to have Israel on board," says the head couch of Brunei's national Rugby coach Sol Fadhila. "He will be an absolute powerhouse of Asian rugby." Still wearing his Waratahs jersey, Falou was photographed in Brunei's training camp ahead of the HSBC Singapore...
A Cronulla man is accusing ice cream retailer Ben and Jerry's of misleading and deceptive conduct. "I got to Ben and Jerry's thinking I was going to get a free cone." says Jonah Thomas. "I knew something wasn't right when most of the people in the queue were 12 years old." But the 28 year old brick layer persisted, standing in the queue...
Scientists around the world are hailing it as a major breakthrough. Black holes have remained the subject of speculation and theory, until today, with researchers releasing an image of central Sydney at night taken from outer space. "The black hole is the Kings Cross, Darlinghurst, Rocks and Haymarket areas," says France Cordova, from the US National Science Foundation. "The brighter section on the outer...

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